can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
*grabs my ass*
*turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
*reluctantly hands me $20*
I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
Obama on gay adoption
Rest in Peace Nelson Mandela